THE EXPLANATORY FIC
(CHARACTERS do something interesting. CAMERA fades to black in the middle of it.)
CAMERA: Well, I'm done here.
AUTHOR: Like hell you are.
THE BACKSTORY FIC
CHARACTER: Alas, I do not have much of a backstory.
AUTHOR: Now you do!
CHARACTER: ... hooray?
THE BACKSTORY FIC, PART 2
EXTREMELY MINOR CHARACTER: I have no backstory, no personality, and perhaps three lines of dialogue.
AUTHOR: Well, we can't have that.
THE MARY SUE
CHARACTER: I'm OOC.
MARY SUE: I'm stereotypical.
(Awkward moment.)
CHARACTER: I love you.
MARY SUE: I love you too, snookie-ookie-wookums.
THE SELF-INSERT
CHARACTER: Something is wrong.
I write (most frequently for Warcraft and Saint Seiya. I recently completed a novel-length reclamation of Kael'thas Sunstrider.
When I'm not writing I photograph things and drool over other people's drawings.
You are very welcome - and thank you for introducing me to Apophysis! ~ I do not have your talent, but your works are an inspiration. (And even for a non-artist as myself, the program is a joy to work with. I very much appreciate that you post your parameters; it is already helping me to learn the meaning and consequence of changing various settings.)